A language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it
by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010
An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the Negh'Var class battleship IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.
by Captain Tereth May 27, 2005
A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "just friends" . A clingy individual.
I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.
by Vanity Valentine July 05, 2011
Person or persons who only hang with you for what benefits it provides them. Booze, drugs, connections etc.
by TruthseekerNJ January 31, 2009
People that do not go away when you ask them too.
Use in sentence: stop klingin on.
Klingon: someone is not invited to the party. But they keep following you till they’re also there. A kling-on.
Use in sentence: stop klingin on.
Klingon: someone is not invited to the party. But they keep following you till they’re also there. A kling-on.
by MEKKAKING January 03, 2022
Dude, I'm done. You are never setting me up on a blind date again!! Thought you had made up for all those ugly girls! Then.... I had a close encounter with a Klingon while going down on Amber! Yuck!!!
by Bombay_Bomber September 25, 2011
Klingons.
Singular : Klingon.
Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.
Worf: A very large "klingon".
Singular : Klingon.
Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.
Worf: A very large "klingon".
John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
by Skinupman November 22, 2004