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Insult ; meaning lowest form of life humanly possible,Very nasty insult

Derived from a very evil man
"Where did the 22 trillion dollars go ya jonkey cunt"
"Dont pull my pony tail ya jonkey wanker"
Jonkey by LS1B2K June 2, 2015
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1. adj: A tightwad, someone that is cheap.
2. adj: awesome, cool, or tight.
1. Trey is so jonkey he never leaves tips at restaurants.
2. Trey is not jonkey at all, he is such a loser that makes up fake words.
jonkey by Kody October 26, 2004
someone that is tow-up from the flo up
Man, that hoe is jonkey!

Timmy's new girlfriend is a jonkey piece of ass.

Who would tap that jonkey mofo?!
Jonkey by Alyssa and Tiffany July 24, 2006
Penis, The reproductive organ between a male's legs
Liz has a sweaty Jonkey
Jonkey by Jesuspoopoo September 2, 2010
Jama + Donkey = Jonkey
Jonkey by Jama hater September 7, 2021

Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO
Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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