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A rare specimen to be sure. Very outgoing, the favourite sibling. Cute, strong, and very entertaining.

Some nicknames may be JoJo, Joey, Joe.

Jolese is too cute!

jolese by I wouldn’t know November 1, 2020

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jim joneser

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.

That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.

jim joneser by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

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jolese • Jolene • Jolee • jonesed • joleen • Joeseph • joneser • Joesexual • Julesed • Joleeanna

Jcolesexual

Being sexually attracted to jcole

I love Jcole so much, I’m Jcolesexual

Jcolesexual by Jcoleminaj July 25, 2021

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Jolene

She is a loyal and strong-headed person. She is a lifesaver and when you need help you can always turn around and she'll have your back. Jolene is beauty queen but she doesn't mind staying out of drama. You must be blessed if you have an Jolene in your life because she saves you in need!! Don't ever dare to hurt Jolene because she doesn't deserve that! SHE DESERVES THE BEST!!

Dude : Jolene Thank you!! You're always saving me
Dude : You're a lifesaver

Jolene by User23460 April 7, 2017

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keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

keep up with the joneses by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

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Joeserver Effect

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.

<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!

Joeserver Effect by PartyJardino May 18, 2009

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Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.

Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.

Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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