joneser

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.

He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.

by Will August 20, 2003

joneser

Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.

Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend

by Dr. Know October 16, 2003

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 01, 2008

joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 03, 2005

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

The Joneses

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

jonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.

by Nick D March 19, 2003