joneser

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.

He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.

by Will August 19, 2003

joneser

Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.

Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend

by Dr. Know October 16, 2003

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 2, 2005

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

jim joneser

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.

That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Phone joneser

Smoothe Da Hustler Ft Trigger Tha Gambler - Broken Language

smoothe's lyrics in the second verse

next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter

the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer

by rentabot December 24, 2009