John J
Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.
John J by Alina Rose November 24, 2021
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John J. Johnson
The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.
John J. Johnson by Peeksownssmash May 23, 2009
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John Jameson
man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.
In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.
John Jameson by Irish Legend October 15, 2009
John Johnston
Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
John Johnston by The Word Dude November 11, 2011
John Jay Highschool
Most of the John Jay population consists of preppy White kids, japs, marijuana abusers, and nicotine addicts. Everyone thinks they are “different” because they wear boyfriend jeans and round glasses with no prescription. Girls are abused with the words slut, whore, thot, hoe and more! You can find some great music on soundcloud from some of our very own! John Jay is basically the place you go to find rich white kids complaining about their friends and family, every kid stoned out of their mind during class, and some of the jappiest japs you will ever meet!!
Oh you go to John Jay Highschool?
Yeah man check out my soundcloud maybe we can vape in the bathroom together sometime!!
Yeah man check out my soundcloud maybe we can vape in the bathroom together sometime!!
John Jay Highschool by JJHSSUCKS January 29, 2018
John Jacked
When you date a girl for more than a year and get nothing but a kiss (EXTREME FRIEND ZONE)
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
John Jacked by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016
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