John J. Johnson

The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.
"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."
"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"
by Peeksownssmash May 24, 2009
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John J Morris

Pushin hella 🅿️ No question. Dude is ab it fr and is on go. Dude is grandfather of 🅿️
John J Morris is 🅿️ For real
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John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.
"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"
by Alina Rose November 24, 2021
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