johanism

A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.

He is a prime example of johanism.

by iseethelight September 18, 2007

Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

johnism

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"

John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.

by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

johanima

This type of friend is craziest of the group of friendships. This girl will make your day even ten times better, rather than she real talks you but she’s on the point. You’ll regret if you let go of her. She’s loyal to her bsf. This girl is your backup when you fight somebody, just call her name and she got you. And she’s so funny without even doing anything, but don’t mess with her when she’s not in the mood.

A friend: my boyfriend cheated on-

Johanima: get my mf purse and guns. Let’s go beat this mf!

by niko777 November 23, 2021

johanis

a group of prophets that start revolutions in any city they reach, also known as Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Teribitha, Macrotites, and Prichardson.

The Johanis' tears cure aids.

by JIMY!@#$# February 7, 2008