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A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.
He is a prime example of johanism.
johanism by iseethelight September 18, 2007

johanima 

This type of friend is craziest of the group of friendships. This girl will make your day even ten times better, rather than she real talks you but she’s on the point. You’ll regret if you let go of her. She’s loyal to her bsf. This girl is your backup when you fight somebody, just call her name and she got you. And she’s so funny without even doing anything, but don’t mess with her when she’s not in the mood.
A friend: my boyfriend cheated on-

Johanima: get my mf purse and guns. Let’s go beat this mf!
johanima by niko777 November 23, 2021
a group of prophets that start revolutions in any city they reach, also known as Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Teribitha, Macrotites, and Prichardson.
The Johanis' tears cure aids.
johanis by JIMY!@#$# February 7, 2008

juhanisa 

She's so corny. Her jokes sucks.
Juhanisa cracked a joke again, I'm am so irritated.
juhanisa by faeiry June 8, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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