johansen 

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.

Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel

johansen by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018

johansen 

The second best name after Niclas. Its said that when Maria gave birth to Jesus she wanted his name to be Johansen, but Joseph didnt agree.

Hey Johansen, Fuck her right in the pussy.

johansen by Slick Slack November 28, 2016

Johansen High School 

One of the most affiliated High Schools in the Modesto City Schools District,Far on the East Side,One of the most known areas in Modesto due to the great variety of everything,From Airport Neighborhood int he lower area,which houses the main fueding two latin gangs(Norteno/Sureno)to Riverside Park which holds most Norteno & Crip gangs.Modesto which is notoriously known for its high production of Meth,and previously #1 in the nation in car theft.
Johansen Highschool students come from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and at least 60% of a race at the school are either gang related or drug related.
Mexicans typically lean towards a Norteno/Sureno gang,while most Asians are Crips along with blacks.
and white kids are typically in the middle .The schools population of students span from kids who live in Empire (A small town next to east side modesto,Notoriously known for having such poor conditions)To kids from the far westside come.
Johansen High School,Would in fact be the epic definition of a shitty school,deriving from the fact that the school buildings we're first in fact meant to be built as a Prison in the early 1990's but eventually after the construction it became a school.

Aye,I got these treez I bought from a kid at johansen high school,they're fucking bombass white willow.I also bought some pillz for cheap

Johansen High School by I_I_I_I_I_I_I October 25, 2008

Johansen Cheerleaders 

The best cheer squad in the Modesto City School District. Known for their original hip-hop routines & clean movements. Other schools often rip off their moves and try to be them. The original starters of sideline routines. To make the varsity team is an honor, their routines are complicated and tough. The viking cheerleaders are the best in Modesto.

"Vikings we go, we get it, get it, get it!"

- "Man have you seen the Johansen cheerleaders?"
- "Yeah, they're fucking bomb"
- "I wish our cheerleaders were like that."

Johansen Cheerleaders by 239183 August 4, 2009

sasha johansen 

Sasha Johannsen is the strongest being in the universe, he can fly and stop time and he has very strong speed punching which hurts very bad

help me sasha johansen is hitting me and it totally hurts very bad

sasha johansen by Grøttihunter55 November 22, 2022

rune johansen 

Outwardly appearing as an incredible handsome and attractive Norwegian man, Rune is however also Keeper of the One Truth, Protector of Good Taste, Bearer of Profound Wisdom, Awesomeness Incarnate and Ayatollah of Rock'n'rolla.
Rune is the best to answer this question, his insight is unsurmountable and he always speaks the truth.

You should ask Rune for advice on architecture and interior design, no one is better than him.

Sound advice? I know of none better than Rune to provide this.

I inadvertently bumped into Rune the other day, he is so hot I suffered third degree burns.

Hello there rune johansen

rune johansen by Anunicecatslayer March 9, 2017

Alexander Johansen 

A very Handsome young male (Could be female). Typacally ginger. Often described as the man of your dreams(homse). An Alexander Johansen is really sweet and emphatic, he WILL take care of you even though he is indeed a ginger.

He is such an Alexander Johansen. He is such a sweet loving ginger.

Alexander Johansen by Csago January 14, 2022