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Jodine
Jodine by OMD Oh my dog January 8, 2012
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jodino • Jodin • jodina • Jodine • Jodio • jodio joestar • jordino • jodido • jodido de a madre • jodido pero contento
Jodine
Jodine is a walking miracle, she is the most beautiful thing in the room, she is God's gift to the Earth. She is slow to trust in order to make sure that the people she spends her emotional dollars on are worth her time and energy. She is smart, funny, strong independent, and intoxicatingly gorgeous. Be carful not to look at her for too long because you will fall under her spell and you will be crippled by her beauty. She is a listener and will help you grow as an individual and reinforce every value that you hold dear. She is demanding but that is because she demands greatness and will not waste her time with people who want less for themselves than she does. As a friend she gives wonderful and insightful advise and will stick her neck out for you. On top of that she will do right by you every time she gets the chance. Do not miss out on the chance to befriend a Jodine. As a girlfriend she is the Premium Unicorn package in that she is so magnificent that it is hard to believe that a person like her actual exists. She will not argue with you but instead would prefer to have a productive conversation. She is a bit of a hatter, but that is because she values humility. She can do anything you can do, just better. If you find yourself in a relationship with a Jodine, it's time to congratulate yourself, you hit the jackpot. She is most compatible with a Samuel.
Jodine by Spidey The Terrible August 8, 2019
jodio joestar
Jodio Joestar is the main protagonist of the ninth part of the JoJo series, The JOJOLands.
He is a 15 yeard old gangster living in Hawaii with his elder brother and his mother.
His stand is the November Rain.
He is a 15 yeard old gangster living in Hawaii with his elder brother and his mother.
His stand is the November Rain.
jodio joestar by Incognitux February 17, 2023
jodio
In real trouble, or totally fucked, or totally screwed, or extremely tired, or in serious trouble, etc etc - in Spanish. This word is very common in Puerto Rico slang, has no real formal definition, and is considered slightly profane.
jodido
jodido by El Don Diguidi August 3, 2005
[Se Jodio]
[Se Jodio] by Cool Guy September 4, 2015
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