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Spanish slang for "fucked," from the verb joder (to fuck).
Se me olvidó mi pistola... ¡Estoy jodido!
jodido by El Don Diguidi August 3, 2005
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jodido pero contento 

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.

jodido de a madre 

mother fucker; source unknown; haven't found it on-line yet; just started a Net Search today Close: follar a tu madre: To fuck your mother.
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jodio joestar 

Jodio Joestar is the main protagonist of the ninth part of the JoJo series, The JOJOLands.
He is a 15 yeard old gangster living in Hawaii with his elder brother and his mother.
His stand is the November Rain.
"Who is the JoJo of part nine?"
"Jodio Joestar"
jodio joestar by Incognitux February 17, 2023
In real trouble, or totally fucked, or totally screwed, or extremely tired, or in serious trouble, etc etc - in Spanish. This word is very common in Puerto Rico slang, has no real formal definition, and is considered slightly profane.
Mira, este tipo aqui ta muy jodio! (translates into "Look, this guy is really screwed!")
jodio by Neenoh July 8, 2004

[Se Jodio] 

Puerto Rican for Fucked up. Usually said when something stops working or breaks down
Se jodio mi telephone.

"my phone fucked up.
[Se Jodio] by Cool Guy September 4, 2015
(SpanisH) Adjetive tense of joder. When refering to something, it pisses you off. When refering to someone he is fucked.
Mira jodio pendejo, que carajo haces en ese puto lugar!

Jodia mierda, la puta se me fue.
Jodio by SilentSeba January 27, 2004
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