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In real trouble, or totally fucked, or totally screwed, or extremely tired, or in serious trouble, etc etc - in Spanish. This word is very common in Puerto Rico slang, has no real formal definition, and is considered slightly profane.
Mira, este tipo aqui ta muy jodio! (translates into "Look, this guy is really screwed!")
jodio by Neenoh July 8, 2004
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(SpanisH) Adjetive tense of joder. When refering to something, it pisses you off. When refering to someone he is fucked.
Mira jodio pendejo, que carajo haces en ese puto lugar!

Jodia mierda, la puta se me fue.
Jodio by SilentSeba January 27, 2004

jodio joestar 

Jodio Joestar is the main protagonist of the ninth part of the JoJo series, The JOJOLands.
He is a 15 yeard old gangster living in Hawaii with his elder brother and his mother.
His stand is the November Rain.
"Who is the JoJo of part nine?"
"Jodio Joestar"
jodio joestar by Incognitux February 17, 2023

jodio joestar 

A funky lil' gremlin who can make it rain and sells drugs to kids. The antithesis to Giorno
high-schooler: You know who jodio joestar is?
high-schooler #2: you mean the weed goblin?
jodio joestar by SoozaSimp March 19, 2023

[Se Jodio] 

Puerto Rican for Fucked up. Usually said when something stops working or breaks down
[Se Jodio] by Cool Guy September 4, 2015

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Estoy Jodio, yUo esToy joDio, yO estoY jodiO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Estoy Jodio, yUo esToy joDio, yO estoY jodiO<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Estoy Jodio, yUo esToy joDio, yO estoY jodiO<.7.9.7.6.>

jodie comer 

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
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