Nalgón

Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.

This nalgón in front of me in the Buick is going to make me late for my date! Oh, it's just some viejito. Figures.

by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009

Viejita

Spanish word that means a little old lady.

I helped some viejita carry her groceries to her car today at Smith's. I figure it's good Karma.

by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009

Sopaipilla

A puffy, hollow, fried bread made from a dough similar to dough used to make flour tortillas. Can be eaten plain, with honey, or used as an "edible spoon" (much like a tortilla). It can also be stuffed with beans, chile, meat, cheese, lettuce, etc.

I had a stuffed sopaipilla, served Christmas for lunch.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

piojos

Spanish for head lice.

Ai, mijo, ¡tienes los piojos otra vez!

by El Don Diguidi July 27, 2005

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 17, 2009

Brohibited

Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.

John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa.

Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.

by El Don Diguidi April 25, 2010

jodido

Spanish slang for "fucked," from the verb joder (to fuck).

Se me olvidó mi pistola... ¡Estoy jodido!

by El Don Diguidi July 14, 2005