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Jodin
1. A extreme money maker who follows the oath of Omertà.
2. A participant of organised crime.
3. A friendly guy.
Jodin in the Hebrew origin, means God is my judge my justice of peace and my evaluator. Name Jodin is of Hebrew origin and is a Boy name.
2. A participant of organised crime.
3. A friendly guy.
Jodin in the Hebrew origin, means God is my judge my justice of peace and my evaluator. Name Jodin is of Hebrew origin and is a Boy name.
Jodin by Don. Vito Corleone November 22, 2021
jodie comer
the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !
but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
Coffee joint
Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.
I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.
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Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee!
Coffee joint by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022
Join Jesus January
You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.
Join Jesus January by Spam Police November 12, 2018
Join the Rates
A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.
Join the Rates by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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