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joddington 

The boy with a massive dick very generous good at soccer and isnt a fridget
He was a joddington
joddington by joddington February 26, 2017
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Doddington 

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.
'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'
Doddington by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

Boddingtons 

-The drink of Gods, it's creamy head is heaven for your tastebuds.
-Also known as a 'Boddy' a 'B-Train' and 'Boddy-Fresh'
Damn, I just drank a creamy Boddingtons and i'm feeling fly-ass!!
Boddingtons by Fantum May 11, 2011

Joshington 

A giant, all powerful nerd God who was most powerful between the years 70000BC and 50000BC. The only race ever to come close to defeating this Joshington are the Chublords, a mighty race of powerful beings who were made extinct in their long battle to thwart his plans of world domination. Joshington is known to have a small secret cult of followers who still worship him, wherever he may be, but their strange practises have lead most to believe Joshington was evil.
1. Joshington must be evil!
2. Do you believe in Joshingtion?
Joshington by cheeseylol September 20, 2009

Kimmy joshington oof 

A man named Josh who has a haircut like kim Jon un who is bad at all video games

nod noddington 

heroine user has a good hit and nods out. Said by irritated person with addict to alert them that they are no fun in nod noddington mode...
Oh it seems that Nod Noddington is making an appearance again!! Bitch cant handle their drugs!
nod noddington by mexifrynutsack November 26, 2017

Coddington 

1)When something f**ks up, on the largest possible scale,

2)When your action goes so badly wrong the world nearly ends

3)When you're a douche
1) I did such a Coddington and caused the chernobyl blast

2) I did such a Coddington and Started WW2 - Hitler

3) Chanting your own name, when doing avergae at a task
Coddington by Pettin November 20, 2012
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