toddington

a crazy mo fo who's hobby is ballin' up and down the streets. He can be found pimpin' up his hoes in the suburbs.

toddington is a Spif ass faggot fag

toddington, yo bitch get outa my house

toddington : Balling is my hobby.

YEEEEAAAAHHH BOOOYYYY says toddington

by Scott Y January 24, 2008

Torrington High School

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.

"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc

by Class of '04 February 17, 2005

Doddington

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.

'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'

by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

Boddingtons

-The drink of Gods, it's creamy head is heaven for your tastebuds.
-Also known as a 'Boddy' a 'B-Train' and 'Boddy-Fresh'

Damn, I just drank a creamy Boddingtons and i'm feeling fly-ass!!

by Fantum May 11, 2011

Torkington

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Torringtonite

Name given to any person over 50 who has lived at least half their life in a small, low income town called Torrington. Located in the Northwest Corner of Connecticut. This person is now a permanent fixture here and will never move.

Torrington Raggie Torringtonite

by Anotherdayinparadise September 13, 2013

tdogington

A fat ass black nigger That lives off of well fair cause hes a poor useless nigger and he should go back to the cotton fields.

YOU Fuckin slave goo get me some cotton

White man: go get me cotton you tdogington
black usless nigger: YES master
The boom

HITLER: FUCKING NIGGERS

by tdog 123 December 13, 2018