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Orpington 

Worlds most amazing town if it is not visited then you are not complete.
OMG i have never seen anything so amazing I love Orpington

Doddington 

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.
'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'
Doddington by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

Harris Academy Orpington 

The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.
Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"

Mrs.Eddington 

Mrs.Eddington (Karen to her students) is the pride and joy of racist teachers. She won’t let the non white kids go to the bathroom and always yells be quiet at them. Many that know her might refer to her as Camel toe Karen.
“Bro Mrs.Eddington unnecessarily yelled be quiet at her students for 24 minutes straight. She pretty cute tho, that 80 year old cutie

Boddingtons 

-The drink of Gods, it's creamy head is heaven for your tastebuds.
-Also known as a 'Boddy' a 'B-Train' and 'Boddy-Fresh'
Damn, I just drank a creamy Boddingtons and i'm feeling fly-ass!!
Boddingtons by Fantum May 11, 2011

Oofington Cult 

When a gay flower who oof's alot makes a large, non-violent, Cult
"Two gayght girls, Meg and Sophie, decided to join the Oofington Cult, which was ran by their gay flower friend"