chernobyl

the description of any situation or condition wherin anything extremely unhealthy, hazardous, nasty, dangerous, delicate, shatterable, scratchable, valuable, rare, expensive or flimsy- that would ordinarily have an amply appropriate or overly adequate covering or shield; is going around open or otherwise effectively unprotected in a dangerous and or unpredictable environment.

it refers to the chernobyl reactor in pripyat when it was operating. the designers neglected to surround the entire reactor with any sort of containment vessel. instead, they covered it with what amounted to a bit of sheet metal roofing and some glass. its supposed to be 6 ft thick concrete.
1. my ancient Nikon was all chernobyl today because the lens fell into some mud when i was changing it, and my camera cap was nowhere to be found. says the non-com photographer in the desert.

2. i decided to go chernobyl on that level and not input my usual slew cheat codes.

3. im all chernobyl over here because i have no skull cap at this moment, can you help me navigate this rusty knife factory?

4. sit. : the ferrari in ferris beuller's day off was chernobyl when they handed the keys to that parking attendant.
by sever'nijKGU December 09, 2010
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chernobyl

named after the nuclear plant in Ukraine that caused the locals to have deformed babies, it is a term for an ugly person.
John hooked up with a Chernobyl last night.
by tbrown1278AX August 11, 2009
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chernobyl

I fell asleep in the sauna and that Russian guy chernobyled me
by Timmy G. March 12, 2006
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Chernobyling

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.
Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.
by rxlouden September 05, 2014
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chernobylism

A word first uttered by Mr. Paul 'Pablo' Sheehan. Initially conceived as a mistaken pronunciation of 'cherubism' (a mutagenic disorder causing severe facial deformity of its sufferrers), the word has lived on, and indeed superceeded the correct word.
"Ahhh fuck, we should get back. There's that program about chernobylism on tonight."
by Nuciphaal June 21, 2004
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Chernobyled

/cher-no-biled/

Noun

1. The act of being around someone so radioactive that they litteraly make you mutilated by just being around them.
1. Person A : That kid is ugly as fuck
Person B : Watch out we may get chernobyled
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Chernobylize

by Banterman69 February 18, 2015
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