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Joshington 

A giant, all powerful nerd God who was most powerful between the years 70000BC and 50000BC. The only race ever to come close to defeating this Joshington are the Chublords, a mighty race of powerful beings who were made extinct in their long battle to thwart his plans of world domination. Joshington is known to have a small secret cult of followers who still worship him, wherever he may be, but their strange practises have lead most to believe Joshington was evil.
1. Joshington must be evil!
2. Do you believe in Joshingtion?
Joshington by cheeseylol September 20, 2009
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Kimmy joshington oof 

A man named Josh who has a haircut like kim Jon un who is bad at all video games
Hey look it's a Kimmy joshington oof

George Moshington 

an old dude that is into metal music
Damn! George Moshington is killing it in the mosh pit!
George Moshington by The Nub Blaster December 15, 2014

joddington 

The boy with a massive dick very generous good at soccer and isnt a fridget
He was a joddington
joddington by joddington February 26, 2017

jashington 

A name of a man similar to Washington but starting with J. Jashington always remembers to keep his schedule organized but will drop anything to help a friend in need. Jashington is a great friend and a great significant other yet always indecisive and overthinks the feelings of those closest to him. He always feels like he needs to achieve awards to be great in his family’s eyes. He likes wearing green and red stripes but hates wearing purple flipflops. He loves to pick fights for no reason and has a pimple on his lower back to the right underneath a scar he got from fighting a pigeon. He gets frienzoned a lot but likes ending words with “asaurus”. He is obsessed with demon slayer and travels around the entire world.
“Did you talk to that new boy in our class???”
“Jashington?? he’s super nice and a great friend, but his scar is pretty weird!?”

jofishington

the man who once was part of the sublime group,and it's now forced to be on maple pirates
the legend of the jofishington shall never be forgotten

Jockington 

That cool green worm dude from Deltarune
Susie: Who’s the coolest kid in the school?
Kris: Jockington, obvi.
Jockington: Oh yeah bro
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