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Jockington

That cool green worm dude from Deltarune
Susie: Who’s the coolest kid in the school?
Kris: Jockington, obvi.
Jockington: Oh yeah bro
by Jockington is the best January 15, 2022
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jackington

1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.

The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends Lisa from a student at a high class private school:
Bart: "Back off Jack!"
Rich Kid: "It's Jackington."
Take a look at that jackington double-parking his benz.
by Kevin M August 23, 2006
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Joshington

A giant, all powerful nerd God who was most powerful between the years 70000BC and 50000BC. The only race ever to come close to defeating this Joshington are the Chublords, a mighty race of powerful beings who were made extinct in their long battle to thwart his plans of world domination. Joshington is known to have a small secret cult of followers who still worship him, wherever he may be, but their strange practises have lead most to believe Joshington was evil.
1. Joshington must be evil!
2. Do you believe in Joshingtion?
by cheeseylol September 20, 2009
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Kimmy joshington oof

A man named Josh who has a haircut like kim Jon un who is bad at all video games
by Skanky sammington July 7, 2018
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cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!
"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"
by A me li a July 21, 2008
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Lockington

THat my F###### name
lockington is my first name
by Scratch29 November 25, 2019
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jerkington

A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.
Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.
by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006
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