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An ancient race of warrior-like humans, said to possess some great power in their hands that enabled them to defeat an opponent just by squeezing them in the right place (the act of chubbing). This race is now mostly extinct, although some say surviving Chublords have retired underground to live their lives away from the sorrow of humans. Reasons for their extinction are not exactly known, although it is speculated that it is something to do with the evil nerd God Joshington.
1. I am the last Chublord!
2. The Chublord walked down the cobbled pathway, whistling a little tune he had made himself.
3. The Chublord whipped out his chubbing hand and chubbed the nearest person.
by cheeseylol September 23, 2009
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A giant, all powerful nerd God who was most powerful between the years 70000BC and 50000BC. The only race ever to come close to defeating this Joshington are the Chublords, a mighty race of powerful beings who were made extinct in their long battle to thwart his plans of world domination. Joshington is known to have a small secret cult of followers who still worship him, wherever he may be, but their strange practises have lead most to believe Joshington was evil.
1. Joshington must be evil!
2. Do you believe in Joshingtion?
by cheeseylol September 20, 2009
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Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.
1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!
by cheeseylol September 22, 2009
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