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Doddington 

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.
'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'
Doddington by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

moobington 

Pet-name for a fat teenage boy with large, swollen man boobs.
'Ey Moobington, go take a shower.

Boddingtons 

-The drink of Gods, it's creamy head is heaven for your tastebuds.
-Also known as a 'Boddy' a 'B-Train' and 'Boddy-Fresh'
Damn, I just drank a creamy Boddingtons and i'm feeling fly-ass!!
Boddingtons by Fantum May 11, 2011

mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.
From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."
mornington crescent by English Boy December 6, 2004

mornington peninsula 

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'
Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.
mornington peninsula by Cook!e February 26, 2008

nod noddington 

heroine user has a good hit and nods out. Said by irritated person with addict to alert them that they are no fun in nod noddington mode...
Oh it seems that Nod Noddington is making an appearance again!! Bitch cant handle their drugs!
nod noddington by mexifrynutsack November 26, 2017