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jobes
A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.
"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"
Steve Jobs-ing it
"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick [told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017
steve jobs-ing
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017
who the hell is steve jobs
man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?
Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?
Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
who the hell is steve jobs by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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