jobey 

To maliciously cut out a small part of a conversation (cut video, cropped screenshot) to make it look like a person said or did something they didn't. In other words, a specific type of no-context clip/image presented as proof and meant to mislead.

Sarah: Did really say that rape shouldn't be criminalized? You're a monster!
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!

Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.

jobey by sandikun December 4, 2019

jobey 

Hustla, a man who drives around in his jimmy selling drugs and alcohol to high school students in order to claim a small profit.

Jobey's driving around trying to hustle 8th graders so he can get some money to get a spicy chicken sandwich later

jobey by Kevin Thorrez November 24, 2006

Jobey 

A mythical creature that roams the streets of Jackson. He is not real. He was never born, he has no birth date.

Can you take Jobey to Casablanca, where the arabs don't I.D.?

Jobey by PANKY December 3, 2006

Jobey 

A wise but playful person, one who definitely gets bored easily, loves to talk, but is only Social to an extent around unfamiliar folks. Has a lot of dark secrets but will never reveal them unless his life was on the line or could find it necessary. Could be one with gaming.

“Jobey is a generally good guy, I don’t see a problem with him really.”

Jobey by The Forgiving One In A Way January 22, 2018

Jobey 

The definition of a dipshit.

oh that Jobey he's eww

Jobey by jobeyyyygreennnn February 24, 2019

jobby-joo

an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

jobby-joo by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020