Jobes

The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn

Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!

by w_t_f December 26, 2008

jobes

A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.

"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"

by Fadeawayj January 13, 2010

Jobes

Absolute unit of a person, place, or thing

Jobes are sooo good baby. Look at that jobe nigga. That is a sexy job babyyy

by Rickyxxy August 2, 2020

Steve Jobs-ing it

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.

Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.

by BBEmpress August 1, 2017

steve jobs-ing

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.

Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.

by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017

Jobelle

she is a girl full of love. easy to forgive but hard to forget. a short tempered but a loyal one. being with her makes your life happy and contented.

Jobelle is a name of a girl

by quiros June 7, 2021

who the hell is steve jobs

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021