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Scamming money from stores like wal-mart by returning stolen items for cash.
I put the 20 dollar ratchet in my pocket after i tore off the security bar sticker and walked out.I came back later and said i had gotten the wrong size,and without a receipt exchanged it for a smaller ratchet and was given a receipt.Later i returned the ratchet with the receipt for a cash refund.
returns by e-z- money September 28, 2003
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Fire Pro Wrestling Returns 

The best wrestling video game on the planet. It is not as graphically appealing as the WWE games, but the gameplay is better because the moves are based on timing, and not on lame buttonmashing. AI and gameplay are much better in Fire Pro than in WWE games. Plus you have 500 create a wrestler spots, plus you can also create your own logos, rings, refs, belts, wrestling organizations, stables, etc. as well.
Fire Pro Wrestling Returns is so much better and more challenging than SVR. Even the easiest setting is more harder than the hardest setting on SVR.

Batman Returns 

is a 1992 action film directed by Tim Burton and a sequel to 1989's Batman. It starred Michael Keaton, Danny Devito, Michelle Pfeiffer & Christopher Walken.

The plot is about a corrupt Gotham businessman Max Shreck (Walken) and the phychotic Penguin (midget Devito) plotting to take control of Gotham city, while the introduction of the tormented and sexually frustrated Selina Kyle and her transformation into Catwoman, Batman must fight both while controlling his urges of lust.

It is a mystery to if the Penguin was a virgin, the most common idea is he may have had relations with the penguins in the sewer.
Batman Returns was a finacial sucess despite it's more dark gothic style, It
became fashionable in the early 90's to wear batman shirts.
Batman Returns by Telko January 23, 2009

The Mummy Returns 

Just as good as the first and you know it.
Alex: Dude, I watched the Mummy Returns, and it blew!
*bitch slap*
Well, it wasn't that bad...
The Mummy Returns by Eljay April 3, 2005

Lightning Returns 

A critically acclaimed game that turned the fate of Final Fantasy around.
I never would have thought that Square Enix made Lightning Returns!
Lightning Returns by SerahVillers September 1, 2012

jacksson_returns

youngest yet the most retarded nigga that gets egirls and makes low as hell audios on an ipad that runs 39 fps in every game jackson returns is very chill tho

Frosty Returns 

An out brake of ghonorhea after a long long period.
I stopped taking the pills and frosty returned
Frosty Returns by supermikey November 18, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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