jizzpit

the pit in which the jizz is disposed. (vagina)

stick it up my jizzpit.

by mcfuckface September 26, 2009

jizzpot

a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape

fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now

by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

jizzpickle

Possibly the funniest, most racist/inappropriate/epic twitter user ever. Constantly trolling basically anybody who comes in contact with him. Known for brutally horrible tweets, usually containing content pertaining to racism, incest, sex, rape, drugs, murder, abortion, etc.

"Dude, did you check jizzpickle's timeline?" "Yeah man, that shit is fucked up!"

by backhair April 12, 2010

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

jizz pit

a jizz pit is a sluts pussy

dude i didnt even wanna stick my finger in that jizz pit! that swamp donkey(slut) was rank!!!

by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007

JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...

My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.

by Panchoman December 1, 2006

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016