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jizzdit by Gian_Da_Cubano December 15, 2018
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Jizzitus
The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..
Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'
Jizzitus by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013
Related Words
jizzdit • jizz ditch • JizzBitch • jizzit • Jizzdick • Jizzitus • JizzDice • Jizzdickulate • jizzitation • jizzitizing
JizzBitch
Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...
Jizztits
When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
Jizztits by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
Jizzito
a Mojito cocktail with a secret proportion of jizz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.
Alex: Hey Tom, I'll just get your Mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?
Jizzito by Patrice Smegma December 29, 2010
Jizzjitsu
Jizzjitsu by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
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