Jizzjitsu 

The act of teleporting semen into a suspect/s body or pockets, mastered by Law Enforcement Officers

During training I had to go to Nepal and learn the ways of Jizzjitsu

Jizzjitsu by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

jiujitsu 

1. The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still wearing them.
2. Involuntary Yoga

A: "Hey man you wanna do some jiujitsu?"
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*

jiujitsu by theyarngamer July 2, 2020

jiujitsu 

The martial art that uses the least amount of effort to cause the most amount of pain. It is one of the best forms of self defense as it is as effective from someone not as physically capable as someone who is in prime condition. It is the great leveler because your little sister could bring you to tears quicker than that bouncer that muscled you out of the club last week. The only art that is really worth a damn.

Don't mess with those guys... they know jiujitsu.

jiujitsu by frozenbabybatter April 5, 2009

jiujitsu 

Fighting people in tough pyjamas, whilst choking them out in different ways and manipulating their limbs and bones.

Your opponent may tap their hand onto you, the floor or themselves, which means they basically got owned like a little b**ch.

15 stone man trying to start fights with you?.. cool, get him to the floor and use your jiujitsu skills, he’ll regret ever starting it.

“The gentle art”

“Hey I’m off out to jiujitsu class now”

“Ok darling have fun choking people out”

“I will do, thanks Mum!”

jiujitsu by emmyzoinks September 10, 2020

Jiujitsu 

The gentle art. A form of martial arts which includes no strikes but uses a variety of chokes locks and cranks. Used commonly for self defense is known to be the best martial art for defending one self

I used Jiujitsu to defend myself against the bully

Jiujitsu by Jiujitsu lifestyle April 27, 2015

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

Jizzitus by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

Jiujitsu 

The art of folding clothes while people are still in them.

You know jiujitsu?

Yea mate so shut the fuck up or I'll fold you like a deck chair

Jiujitsu by Honest Bar Manager August 16, 2020