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Jizzcicle 

When you ejaculate into a icecube tray, stick a popsicle stick in the middle, and put it in the freezer. Wait a few hours and pull it out of the icecube tray. You will have a grade A jizzcicle.
I am selling jizzcicles this summer for cash.
Jizzcicle by darkstormed January 21, 2006

Jizzticle 

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls
Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"
Jizzticle by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009

Jizzstickle 

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)
1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.
Jizzstickle by Richurtz August 14, 2015

Canadian Jizzsicle 

When you jizz into a cup, and put a popsicle stick in it and freeze it. When frozen it is a delectable treat for the ladies.
Mark: "Hey baby want a Canadian Jizzsicle?"
My main bitch: "Yes I want to lick your frozen jizz."
Canadian Jizzsicle by Burdank2 October 28, 2010
when you jizz in a popsicle tray and freeze it and then feed it to ur girl/ or hated enemy. (food colouring may be added to help)it is also when u jizz on somebody in the cold and it freezes like an icicle made of jizz.
"hey billy how u like'n that popsicle over there?"
"Oh its pretty good what kind is it?"
"its a Jizzsicle u douche bag!!!"
"ahhhhhhhh nooooo!!!"
His Jizzsicle started dripping
Jizzsicle by Bloxman830 August 3, 2013
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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