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Jizzcicle 

When you ejaculate into a icecube tray, stick a popsicle stick in the middle, and put it in the freezer. Wait a few hours and pull it out of the icecube tray. You will have a grade A jizzcicle.
I am selling jizzcicles this summer for cash.
Jizzcicle by darkstormed January 21, 2006
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Jizzcicle 

When it is so cold outside, that when you ejaculate, the semen freezes mid cumshot, forming a jizzcicle on the tip of your dick.
Dude! Last night it was so cold I swear to jizzus I almost got a jizzcicle!
Jizzcicle by Anal Popo January 9, 2016

jizzcicle 

A jizzcicle is a frozen semen treat with a stick in it.
It's a jizzcicle," said Henry, licking the spunk off his moist bee stung lips. "Want a taste?
jizzcicle by scodder August 6, 2010

jizzcicle 

The hanging dried up remains of semen resembling an icicle.
Jizzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.
"Do you think he watches porn on this computer? Is that there a jizzcicle under the desk?" (Reference to teenage brother)
"That phonebooth was disgusting! There was jizzcicles on the handset!"
jizzcicle by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jizzcicle 

When a guy jizzes in a container and freezes it into popsicle form. Then the chick uses it as a dildo
i just used a jizzcicle it felt amazing!
Jizzcicle by yellowducksaresexy August 29, 2011

Jizzcicle 

When you ejaculate in very cold conditions (below 0) and your jizz freezes at the end of your penis creating the effect of an icicle made of jizz
My bitch sucked my cock in cold waether so i got a jizzcicle
Jizzcicle by Da Bombaboon January 14, 2004

jizzpickle 

Possibly the funniest, most racist/inappropriate/epic twitter user ever. Constantly trolling basically anybody who comes in contact with him. Known for brutally horrible tweets, usually containing content pertaining to racism, incest, sex, rape, drugs, murder, abortion, etc.
"Dude, did you check jizzpickle's timeline?" "Yeah man, that shit is fucked up!"
jizzpickle by backhair April 12, 2010
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