jizzerk

To gesture brief and aggressive phallic masturbation and climax to show one's displeasure with another person's actions or words, sometimes ending with a jizz-chuck towards the person in question. Often used as an aggressive and offensive gesture.

Karl: Man, I was so pissed off with their decision.
Hayley: What did you do?
Karl: I jizzerked all over the boardroom table and left, fuck them!
Hayley: Right on.

by appleslaps June 25, 2014

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

by Royalwolf January 19, 2011

Jizzers

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010

the jizzer

the jizzer is cum stain stan's shemale sister, she sometimes help's cum stain stan on his quests

you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

jizzerrific

when something is soo good,it makes you want to jizz.

her ass looks soo good in them jeans,shes jizzerrific.

by big e 6996 March 4, 2010