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Jizzelation 

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"
Jizzelation by meesa will November 28, 2014

jizzitation 

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.
"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."
jizzitation by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007

jizzination 

The noun form of the verb "jizz", the act of jizzing.
Your jizzination was inappropriate for the time.
jizzination by Dongapen October 29, 2010

jizzerbation 

The act of masturbating using the seminal fluid from your previous masturbation as lubrication for masturbating again.
Jizzerbation is the best when you're still horny after jacking off and haven't cleaned up the mess yet.
jizzerbation by BenisTime February 22, 2011

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.
Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL
Jizzational by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

jizzpiration 

The state of having accidentally inhaled jizz. Most likely to occur while performing felatio or being throat fucked.
Gretchen almost died of jizzpiration after being throat fucked!
jizzpiration by Darwinsgospel February 2, 2024
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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