Jizz Bitch

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A bitch boy who loves doing chores and cooking dinner. Oh, and sucking cock, naturally.

Chris, the jizz bitch, loves to come home and cook dinner then suck off animals.

Jizz Bitch by derek2342453254 April 7, 2011

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Jizz Bitch

A bitch you jizz on.

"Jameson is Richards Jizz Bitch"

Jizz Bitch by A fellow jizz bitch May 23, 2006

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Jizz Bitchin'

Something unbelievably bitchin'. Can refer to sex, food, parties, anything bitchin'.

Dude...that party last night was so jizz bitchin'...

Jizz Bitchin' by InomZM June 20, 2010

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JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...

My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.

JizzBitch by Panchoman December 1, 2006

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JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.

Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.

JizzBitch by Timmy July 29, 2004

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JizzBritches

the moment when you spread your legs and have semen on your pants

** Friend sits down***

*** dog jumps on friend and begins trying to hump****

**** Friend now has jizzbritches***

JizzBritches by Truetexan0917 April 16, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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