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An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.
She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.
Jonkers by BiggMan0nCampus March 17, 2015

Jonkers and gooyoids 

A very stupid way of saying ladies and gentlemen
What’s up jonkers and gooyoids, how we doin how we feelin
Jonkers and gooyoids by Rilegan January 13, 2024

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.
Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004

impractical jokers 

The Impractical Jokers is a show in which four friends, namely Brian 'Q' Quinn, Salvatore 'Sal' Vulcano , Joe Gatto and James 'Murr' Murray, challenge each other to do funny things with unsuspecting peoplead they record it on hidden cameras for the audience to lighten their mood and have a great laugh. They were originally from the Tenderloins troupe. They are the greatest people of all time. :)
Quinn: Sal is afraid of cats so as a punishment we have kept my cats as his house.
Sal: No way! I'm quitting the show Impractical Jokers. I've had enough.

Impractical Jokers 

A hidden camera TV show that contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends (Joe Gatto, Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray, Sal Vulcano) who compete to embarrass each other in front of random people who do not know that they are on a TV show.
Sal: "I... don't...like you."
Person: "Excuse me?"
Sal: "You are on a hidden camera show called Impractical Jokers!"
Impractical Jokers by kue serabi September 12, 2017

Impractical jokers 

They are some of the best people they always make me smile and be happy
Joe Brian sal and murr are the funniest guys in impractical jokers.
Impractical jokers by Thequeen4200 January 2, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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