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a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.
here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!
jonkers by Marcu$ March 22, 2005
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An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.
She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.
Jonkers by BiggMan0nCampus March 17, 2015

Jonkers and gooyoids 

A very stupid way of saying ladies and gentlemen
What’s up jonkers and gooyoids, how we doin how we feelin
Jonkers and gooyoids by Rilegan January 13, 2024

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004

impractical jokers 

The Impractical Jokers is a show in which four friends, namely Brian 'Q' Quinn, Salvatore 'Sal' Vulcano , Joe Gatto and James 'Murr' Murray, challenge each other to do funny things with unsuspecting peoplead they record it on hidden cameras for the audience to lighten their mood and have a great laugh. They were originally from the Tenderloins troupe. They are the greatest people of all time. :)
Quinn: Sal is afraid of cats so as a punishment we have kept my cats as his house.
Sal: No way! I'm quitting the show Impractical Jokers. I've had enough.

Impractical Jokers 

A hidden camera TV show that contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends (Joe Gatto, Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray, Sal Vulcano) who compete to embarrass each other in front of random people who do not know that they are on a TV show.
Sal: "I... don't...like you."
Person: "Excuse me?"
Sal: "You are on a hidden camera show called Impractical Jokers!"
Impractical Jokers by kue serabi September 12, 2017

Impractical jokers 

They are some of the best people they always make me smile and be happy
Joe Brian sal and murr are the funniest guys in impractical jokers.
Impractical jokers by Thequeen4200 January 2, 2017
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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