Juggling your balls on your partner ‘s face while singing a lullaby before climaxing. If they fall asleep, you are allowed to get mad and vent your frustration by drawing on their face with a sharpie or your dick - your choice. If you do, run away before they wake up.
I was totally jigglypuffing them and they fell asleep, bro! I didn’t have a marker so I had to use my dick. Look at their faces - I drew dicks with my dick! I’ll talk to you later, Mom.
A round balloon Pokemon. Jigglypuff lures in enemies with it's round, cute eyes, and puts them to sleep with it's soothing song. When it's angry, it puffs up into an abnormally large size. It's body is fairly elastic. Jigglypuff evolves into a Wigglytuff when exposed to a Moon Stone. When two Jigglypuffs or Wigglytuffs breed, they result in an Igglybuff. That makes the Evolution Chain:
Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff
Jigglypuff is a Normal-TypePokemon, and usually isn't the best choice, even as Wigglytuff.
Jigglypuff's Japanese name is Purin, and it has a huge fanbase there. Enough to have it as a character in Super Smash Brothers.
A recurring character in the early episodes of the show pokemon. It has a black marker which serves as its microphone, and is often found popping out and singing at large crowds. Unfortunately for it, most who listens to its song end up falling asleep fairly quickly, a fact that annoys it so much that it will use its marker/microphone to scribble all over its audiences' faces (after inflating in anger with a signature "honk" sound).
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff! *sings* Ji-gga-ly puff Jiggaly-puff... *stops and looks around* Puff? *goes angry* Honk!
*Some time later*
Jigglypuff's audience: *yawn* That was a nice nap... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?
A sexual act in which right before a male cums when receiving a blowjob he holds the females head down proceeding to ejaculate in her mouth till her cheekspuff up and she gets angry. Then once she starts yelling at the male he falls asleep.
Guy 1: What's up with Keirsten?
Guy 2: I hit her with the jigglypuff about a week ago, she was not amused...... Hasn't talked to me in a week... So worth it though.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*