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Reverse Jiffy Lube
A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.
Reverse Jiffy Lube by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008
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reverse jiffy lube
A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.
Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."
Sandy: "What a whore"
Sandy: "What a whore"
reverse jiffy lube by Dre the Director December 20, 2008
jiffy lube
hand job
dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fucking suck dude.
dude 2: Eat a dick.
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fucking suck dude.
dude 2: Eat a dick.
jiffy lube by thewhiteshadow April 7, 2009
Jiffy Lube
Dude last night I gave this girl a nice oil change.
Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?
Oh yeah. it was sweet.
Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?
Oh yeah. it was sweet.
Jiffy Lube by Little Deb Deb December 14, 2010
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jiffy lube by Laurie7s April 21, 2006
Jiffy Lube
When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.
1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.
2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"
A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."
2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"
A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."
Jiffy Lube by BrendoBot August 1, 2010
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