jiffy 

A unit of time that is 1/100th of a second

I'll be back in a jiffy

jiffy by Moo May 31, 2004

jiffy 

The unit of time that is one jiffy cannot be defined relative to other units of time, it is separate, disassociated and different from the way other units are measured and experienced and cannot therefore be explained it terms of amount of time. For jiffy is time, in its raw form and is not like anything that we as humans can comprehend!

Thor: I'll be there in a jiffy.
Inconspicuous looking egg: That does not give me any indication as to how long you are going to be as jiffy is an indefinable period of time.

jiffy by dogfly October 4, 2007

jiffy 

The amount of time taken for a beam of light to travel the diameter of 1 nucleon(the particles that make up the nucleus of an atom)in a vacuum.

It would take billions of "jiffies" to just say the word jiffy.

jiffy by Dr.What April 19, 2010

Jiffy 

Slang term for something or someone being smooth, like the peanut butter. Can also be used to say something is cool

Dude Mark is so jiffy with the women.

Tom Cruise: Have you seen that new Tom Cruise film?

Tom Cruise: No, but i heard it was pretty jiffy!

Jiffy by Jamammal January 3, 2011

Jiffy 

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

Jiffy by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

Jiffy 

A verb. Used to denote someone who is very loose with their sexuality and spreads their legs easier than the creamy version of the peanut butter which shares the same name

May proceed words like Super, Mega, and Ultra to emphasize
severity of Slutitude

Holy damn...Stevin and Lauren are being wicked jiffy tonight to get over those British twins they lost to finals....

Jiffy by Stevren December 26, 2011

Jiffy 

A short unspecified quantity of time.

"Before I entered her with my unkept fleshy geoffrey, I assured her I would be done in a jiffy"

Jiffy by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016