2 definitions by thewhiteshadow

jiffy lube

hand job

dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?

dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.

dude 1: You fucking suck dude.

dude 2: Eat a dick.

by thewhiteshadow April 7, 2009

ratchcoon

A ratchet girl who's makeup has smeared under her eyes giving the appearance of a raccoon

The ratchet girl cried about not getting her Starbucks, and when her makeup smeared she looked like a ratchcoon.

Wow Brigid, you look like a ratchcoon.

by thewhiteshadow January 12, 2014