Jael’s are typically very kind hearted. They have their weird and awkward moments and several flaws but that’s what makes them unique. When you find a Jael it’s not only their beauty that will intrigue you, it’s their personality and intelligence that’ll stand out the most. Once you find yourself a Jael, you’ll never forget them.

guy 1 : “I finally met Jael for the first time”

guy 2: “Really? Dude you got to meet her before I did”

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Jhanel

With her pulchritudinous smile, everybody want to stop for a minute. She's exquisite. Jhanel is the perfect definition of beauty and brains, although her heart was as cold as ice. Her decisions paved the way where she is. She's not that one in a million girl, she's more than that. Jhanel is better than the best. She can steal your heart with her smile, Jhanel is a benevolent person. Although she's cold, she deserves to be loved because a loves a person silently, that's her way. So if by any chance, take care of her, she's worth it.

; Look! There she is!
; Who?
; Jhanel, she's standing almost at the counter.
; Jhanel is really a stunning creature.

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Jaeleon

Jaeleon. A guy that seems like he's always in a good mood, but deep down he is very insecure. He will always smile even when things are rough. He tends to be very caring and has very big dreams. He's somebody you'll want to stick with in the future, otherwise...you'll regret it.

Girl: Jaeleon is famous now?!

Friend: I went to school with him!

Jaeleon by Typewriter284 April 19, 2017

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Jaelynn

Truely loving girl, hard to forget, very intelligent, very likable person very few hate her, impossible to annoy, she is very understanding, is kind and respectful. Lots of people enjoy her company, she is a blessing, prettiest girl to walk on earth in some eyes.

That girl is a jaelynn

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Jaela

Jaela is so damn fine she’s the type of girl who loves to have fun, loves to laugh, loves to play... But not too much. She has attitude problems and is not afraid to defend herself, will beat a bitch up if needed, especially about her friends. She also hates being single, if she gets in a relationship, she values it. She will never cheat and will always be loyal, infact she’s a lover girl, loves to cuddle and be around her boyfriend she’s someone you want to marry and have kids with.

Damn Jaela whats happening??

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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