jewsch

A jewish douche.

That jewsch wore a yamaka to the beach.

by Koko and theChief May 12, 2009

jenschen

German word to describe the direct repetition of a joke or stealing the idea of a joke.

Person A: There are only 10 types of people who get jokes in binary: those who get them and those who don't.

Person B: Haha, yeah, and there are only 11 types of people partying: those who do, those who don't and those who pretend they do!

Person A: B,this is jenschen...

by MrSchwamm December 31, 2022

Jewscrap

A fight between two or more individuals of Jewish descent.

D got into a jewscrap with A at the office the other day.
The jewscrapper's on strike.

by xxx-123456 April 20, 2010

Jewshbag

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)

My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag

by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

Jewscuse

An excuse, usually involving a religious holiday they will not be observing, used by a Jewish person to avoid school or some other obligation.

- Damn it, I have a paper to write tonight.
- Don't worry man, it's yom kippur tomorrow. You have a great jewscuse.

by futnut October 7, 2009

Jewshbag

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.

Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!

by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

jewschbag

A douche bag who is also a jew. A jewish person who is a douche bag.

Stop bitching about those 7 cents you jewschbag.

by ChrisDaJew January 9, 2010