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jewschbag 

a person called a jewschbag means that they are a douche bag and a jew
dude your a jewschbag
jewschbag by ready123 January 12, 2010

Jewschbag 

any douschbag who is also cheap, talks funny, owns a business, has alot of money, is jewish, or has had a member of their family killed with poison gas
"Hey Dave can I borrow twenty five cents?"
"No, I might wanna buy a gumball at the mall later when I come out of Pac Sun."
Based on these two things put together, Dave is clearly a Jewschbag.
Jewschbag by $$$$Dirty Money$$$$ January 21, 2011

Jewshbag 

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)
My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag
Jewshbag by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

Jewshbag 

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.
Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!
Jewshbag by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

Jewshbag 

A person that is both a Jew bagle and a FUCKIN Douchebag
-Damn that guy is a Fuckin Jewshbag!!!!

-Ya fuck that guy!!
Jewshbag by DPR-DG4L December 7, 2009

Jewshbag 

a compound word usually used to insult someone by calling them a jew and a douchebag at the same time
Dude those stoners at the park were bein fuckn dumbass jewshbags when the police showed up.
Jewshbag by RapistTheClown October 16, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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