Jewschebag

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1) A Jewish person with douche bag-like tendencies.

2) A person who acts like a douche bag, but only when it comes to money.

1) Wow, is that Semite seriously going to take pictures of himself in front of a church? What a Jewschebag!

2) Last week, I lent Matt fifty bucks, and now he claims he paid it back when he clearly didn't. I'm never going to lend that Jewshebag money again!

Jewschebag by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

Jewshbag

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)

My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag

Jewshbag by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

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Jewschebag • jewchebag • jewschbag • jewshbaggery • jewsh bag • Jewch Bag • Jeushe Bag

Jewshbag

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.

Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!

Jewshbag by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

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jewschbag

A douche bag who is also a jew. A jewish person who is a douche bag.

Stop bitching about those 7 cents you jewschbag.

jewschbag by ChrisDaJew January 9, 2010

Jewshbag

A person that is both a Jew bagle and a FUCKIN Douchebag

-Damn that guy is a Fuckin Jewshbag!!!!

-Ya fuck that guy!!

Jewshbag by DPR-DG4L December 7, 2009

Jewshbag

a compound word usually used to insult someone by calling them a jew and a douchebag at the same time

Dude those stoners at the park were bein fuckn dumbass jewshbags when the police showed up.

Jewshbag by RapistTheClown October 16, 2009

Jewchebag

The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.

Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.

Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.

Jewchebag by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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