Jewschebag

1) A Jewish person with douche bag-like tendencies.

2) A person who acts like a douche bag, but only when it comes to money.

1) Wow, is that Semite seriously going to take pictures of himself in front of a church? What a Jewschebag!

2) Last week, I lent Matt fifty bucks, and now he claims he paid it back when he clearly didn't. I'm never going to lend that Jewshebag money again!

by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

Jewshbag

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)

My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag

by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

Jewshbag

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.

Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!

by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

jewschbag

A douche bag who is also a jew. A jewish person who is a douche bag.

Stop bitching about those 7 cents you jewschbag.

by ChrisDaJew January 9, 2010

Jewshbag

A person that is both a Jew bagle and a FUCKIN Douchebag

-Damn that guy is a Fuckin Jewshbag!!!!

-Ya fuck that guy!!

by DPR-DG4L December 7, 2009

Jewshbag

a compound word usually used to insult someone by calling them a jew and a douchebag at the same time

Dude those stoners at the park were bein fuckn dumbass jewshbags when the police showed up.

by RapistTheClown October 16, 2009

Jewchebag

The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.

Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.

Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.

by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011