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Jewchebag 

The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.

Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.
Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.
Jewchebag by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011
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jewchebag 

One who has surmounted such levels as Assholery, Grand Fuckerydom, and so on in such a way of varying degrees of Buttholism. A jewchebag is somewhat like a douchebag but is more concerned with monetary ideals than the douche.

Can be abreviated to the more sized-down jewche.
N00B-"ZOMG you can't even spend, like, a hundred bucks on our Galaga Reunites tour tickets???"
Goyim-*sheeeennnnnhaaa* "No way dood, I have to deposit ALL my money to the Bank of Moses!"
N00B-"...You are such a jewchebag!!!1!one!!"
jewchebag by Safety Girl September 28, 2007

Dewchebag 

a person who drinks copious amounts of Mountain Dew. Also wears Mountain Dew hats, shirts, etc.
A.C. : "Man, Trent is such a dewchebag"
B.C. : "You're absolutely right."
Dewchebag by jesúscrust June 10, 2015

Jewshbag 

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)
My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag
Jewshbag by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

Jewshbag 

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.
Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!
Jewshbag by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

jewschbag 

A douche bag who is also a jew. A jewish person who is a douche bag.
Stop bitching about those 7 cents you jewschbag.
jewschbag by ChrisDaJew January 9, 2010

Jewshbag 

A person that is both a Jew bagle and a FUCKIN Douchebag
-Damn that guy is a Fuckin Jewshbag!!!!

-Ya fuck that guy!!
Jewshbag by DPR-DG4L December 7, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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