Name, jewlee, means dark haired, funny, giving, impulsive, beautiful, dorky, strong, mother of a large family. Probably the greatest girl in the world.
A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.
A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.
Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached DavidBen-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!
Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!
noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.
John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
A sweet and loving girl who is pure awesome. She is more beautiful than any other girl and has the eyes, body, and smile to prove it. She'll most likely have the ass of a goddess too.
She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.
She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*