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Jeweler
"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.
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driveway jewelery
A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.
"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."
driveway jewelery by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Word of the Day on January 15, 2006
The Jeweler
For women: When you are having sex with a guy you don't like, have them place anal beads in your ass and when he is about to cum, have him yank the anal beads out of your ass quickly, making you shit all over him.
The Jeweler by russiandoc April 12, 2010
Kendall the jeweler
The twink with a thing for his gem cutting machine from yonderland.
He only has a few lines and then gets killed off but those few scenes were enough to make us love him. He even got to be employee of the month.
His walk was described as being so "waking in high heels on a tight rope camp that it looks like he's dislocated both his hips"- Larry Rickard
He only has a few lines and then gets killed off but those few scenes were enough to make us love him. He even got to be employee of the month.
His walk was described as being so "waking in high heels on a tight rope camp that it looks like he's dislocated both his hips"- Larry Rickard
Person 1: Why should I watch yonderland?
Person 2: you get to see Kendall the jeweler
Person 1: ok deal
Person 2: (little did they know, he doesn't even last a full episode hehe)
Person 2: you get to see Kendall the jeweler
Person 1: ok deal
Person 2: (little did they know, he doesn't even last a full episode hehe)
Kendall the jeweler by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 15, 2021
Jewelery whore
Is a man or a woman who likes jewelery so much that they get married and divorced just so they can get more jewelery
Jewelery whore by Pcake31 December 13, 2017
redneck jewelery
An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.
Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?
Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.
Girl #1: Of course!
Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.
Girl #1: Of course!
redneck jewelery by Yeah, that's right March 31, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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