jewelee 

A sweet and loving girl who is pure awesome. She is more beautiful than any other girl and has the eyes, body, and smile to prove it. She'll most likely have the ass of a goddess too.

She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.

She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.

Look at this lucky dude, he has a Jewelee.

jewelee by Twizzler307 October 23, 2013

Jewelee 

Jewelee is a girls name now this name is usually spelled Julie but some great humans decided to be different so there was if you happen to ever meet one be be nice to her she makes a great best friend for life and even a friend she is the best she most likely is stunning litterly flawless breathtaking never lose her shes ethier the one or the one who you regret losing she probably has an amazing ass and the most beautiful hair and face they almost have blue eyes and brown hair im telling you never lose this person also never get on this girls bad side ethier im telling you shes not afraid to smack a bitch but im telling you shes also amazing at everything else too shes not just pretty shes super smart more than anyone thinks even if she seems lol an average student shes not she might not know it to but if she puts her mind to it she does it i swear do not get in her way and shes also athletic she can run and play sports so yeah don't get in her way

Guy 1: hey did you see jewelee
Guy 2: yeah dude shes stunning bro
Guy 1: i dont wanna just smash her I want her to be mine
Guy 2: bro same

Jewelee by Just a random person18 November 8, 2018

Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

Jingle Jangle Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair

Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery

Bingley Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Jewelle 

the most weirdest, craziest person. she is very beautiful and a good friend, but if you piss her off she will stab you in your big toe.

kid 1: "jewelle is such a bitch!"
kid 2: "whoa dude! dont say that!"
jewel: (stabs kid 1 and he dies)
kid 2: "told you man..."

Jewelle by TheCreeperIsMe January 2, 2012

two-jeweled cane 

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

two-jeweled cane by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

Jemelee 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She always strives for excellence and achieves it. She is an extremely hard worker and works tirelessly to make sure that you are taken care of.

An absolutely stunning creature.

Did you see that girl last night? Yeah, she was a total Jemelee!

Jemelee by Steve RogersCA August 29, 2011