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The word jeweled is used when referring to someone who looks like they haven’t showered or bathed in a while. May be used to describe someone who has gotten sweaty and may have a slight odor coming from their arm pits or crotch. Also used to describe smells associated with a stinky or foul odor.
I didn’t shower today and boy am I jeweled.
Jeweled by Pureperryman November 6, 2022

Jeweled Bell

The best of all your bling.

It is the Crown Jewel of all your possessions.
The Jeweled Bell goes *JINGLE* *JANGLE* just as a normal diamond goes *BLING* *BLING*
Jeweled Bell by TsarithArcher January 23, 2009

two-jeweled cane 

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
A sweet and loving girl who is pure awesome. She is more beautiful than any other girl and has the eyes, body, and smile to prove it. She'll most likely have the ass of a goddess too.

She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.

She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.
Look at this lucky dude, he has a Jewelee.
jewelee by Twizzler307 October 23, 2013
Jewelee is a girls name now this name is usually spelled Julie but some great humans decided to be different so there was if you happen to ever meet one be be nice to her she makes a great best friend for life and even a friend she is the best she most likely is stunning litterly flawless breathtaking never lose her shes ethier the one or the one who you regret losing she probably has an amazing ass and the most beautiful hair and face they almost have blue eyes and brown hair im telling you never lose this person also never get on this girls bad side ethier im telling you shes not afraid to smack a bitch but im telling you shes also amazing at everything else too shes not just pretty shes super smart more than anyone thinks even if she seems lol an average student shes not she might not know it to but if she puts her mind to it she does it i swear do not get in her way and shes also athletic she can run and play sports so yeah don't get in her way
Guy 1: hey did you see jewelee
Guy 2: yeah dude shes stunning bro
Guy 1: i dont wanna just smash her I want her to be mine
Guy 2: bro same
Jewelee by Just a random person18 November 8, 2018
"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.
Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.
Jeweler by King Kief February 28, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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