Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.

I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

Jeweled

The word jeweled is used when referring to someone who looks like they haven’t showered or bathed in a while. May be used to describe someone who has gotten sweaty and may have a slight odor coming from their arm pits or crotch. Also used to describe smells associated with a stinky or foul odor.

I didn’t shower today and boy am I jeweled.

by Pureperryman November 6, 2022

Jeweled Bell

The best of all your bling.

It is the Crown Jewel of all your possessions.

The Jeweled Bell goes *JINGLE* *JANGLE* just as a normal diamond goes *BLING* *BLING*

by TsarithArcher January 23, 2009

two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

jewelee

A sweet and loving girl who is pure awesome. She is more beautiful than any other girl and has the eyes, body, and smile to prove it. She'll most likely have the ass of a goddess too.

She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.

She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.

Look at this lucky dude, he has a Jewelee.

by Twizzler307 October 23, 2013

Jewelee

Jewelee is a girls name now this name is usually spelled Julie but some great humans decided to be different so there was if you happen to ever meet one be be nice to her she makes a great best friend for life and even a friend she is the best she most likely is stunning litterly flawless breathtaking never lose her shes ethier the one or the one who you regret losing she probably has an amazing ass and the most beautiful hair and face they almost have blue eyes and brown hair im telling you never lose this person also never get on this girls bad side ethier im telling you shes not afraid to smack a bitch but im telling you shes also amazing at everything else too shes not just pretty shes super smart more than anyone thinks even if she seems lol an average student shes not she might not know it to but if she puts her mind to it she does it i swear do not get in her way and shes also athletic she can run and play sports so yeah don't get in her way

Guy 1: hey did you see jewelee
Guy 2: yeah dude shes stunning bro
Guy 1: i dont wanna just smash her I want her to be mine
Guy 2: bro same

by Just a random person18 November 8, 2018

Jeweler

"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.

Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.

by King Kief February 28, 2014