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jewkle by Albert Brown June 11, 2006
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Jerkless January
Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
Jewlett
noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.
John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
Jewlett by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012
jewelee
A sweet and loving girl who is pure awesome. She is more beautiful than any other girl and has the eyes, body, and smile to prove it. She'll most likely have the ass of a goddess too.
She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.
She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.
She will make you laugh when you're hurt, happy when you're sad, and always be there for you. And when she's not caring for you she's helping those around her and fixing the world.
She's that girl you want to be around because she's either the one or the one that got away.
jewelee by Twizzler307 October 23, 2013
jewflex
hey man you see that penny on the ground over there. yeah. watch that kids going to pick it up. (kid picks it up) Jewflex.
Jewgle
(Jewgle, JewTube, Jewbook, Jewitter, etc.)
"Jewgle" or any other "jewCompany name" is a term used by mainly 4chan and other website to describe an act when a company goes "woke" or does something politically correct to their brands such as making a black transgender the main character of a new movie or bashing white men in their advertisements.
"Jew" being put first is a reference to the Globalist Jews conspiracy theory where globalists jews are on a crusade to destroy Western Civilisation with the use of racial minorities, Feminists, Leftists, Muslim people, LGBT people.
"Jewgle" or any other "jewCompany name" is a term used by mainly 4chan and other website to describe an act when a company goes "woke" or does something politically correct to their brands such as making a black transgender the main character of a new movie or bashing white men in their advertisements.
"Jew" being put first is a reference to the Globalist Jews conspiracy theory where globalists jews are on a crusade to destroy Western Civilisation with the use of racial minorities, Feminists, Leftists, Muslim people, LGBT people.
Person 1: Did you see Google's new google doodle, it has a brown transgender on it
Person 2: Lmao Jewgle
Person 2: Lmao Jewgle