jewke 

Jewish Joke. Jewish and Joke combined to make jewke, aka jew joke.

Person1: Haha you just made a jewke!
Person2: Whats a jewke?!
Person1: A jew joke, duh.

jewke by IAMAFRICAN September 3, 2007

jewke 

|joōk|
noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter concerning members of the people and cultural community whose traditional religion is Judaism and who trace their origins through the ancient Hebrew people of Israel to Abraham, esp. a story with a funny punchline concerning Jews.

She was in a mood to tell jewkes.

jewke by cojewlover June 12, 2011

Stop Flipping My Jerker 

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles

Stop Flipping My Jerker by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018

Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

Turtle Jerker by L_Hol September 21, 2018

drop a jewel 

Words of wisdom delivered unexpectedly useful and well timed

I had to drop a jewel on her she had no clue of what to do.

drop a jewel by IPman July 17, 2014

Jewel bag 

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.

I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.

Jewel bag by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013