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noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter concerning members of the people and cultural community whose traditional religion is Judaism and who trace their origins through the ancient Hebrew people of Israel to Abraham, esp. a story with a funny punchline concerning Jews.
She was in a mood to tell jewkes.
jewke by cojewlover June 12, 2011
Related Words

Stop Flipping My Jerker 

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles

Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.
"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.
Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.
Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.
Turtle Jerker by L_Hol September 21, 2018

drop a jewel 

Words of wisdom delivered unexpectedly useful and well timed
I had to drop a jewel on her she had no clue of what to do.
drop a jewel by IPman July 17, 2014

Jewel bag 

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.
I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.
Jewel bag by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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