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A young boy (10-16) that began participating in jelqing at an early age
Man I used to be such a jelkley when I was young.
jelkley by anonymous March 30, 2024
When a person have moveable bones in their ankles making it squishy and jelly like
"i have jelkles and im proud"
"I really hate having jelkles sometimes, its very inconvenient"
jelkles by ToasterTobes October 27, 2022
jelly is outdated, jelly isn’t wholesome. when we think of the world jelly, it inspires a great amount of hatred and wrath in our respective systems. the world jelly has never influenced the universe in a positive way. it oozes very negative vibes that tend to make people nauseated, constipated, and extremely irritated. help change the way we recognize society today instead of using this ridiculous word, use jelley. ah, it reminds me of the sun, of flowers, of the smell of roses on a romantic evening. jelley is love, jelley is life. my lovely humans, if you need more information on the matter, don’t hesitate to contact a professional on the matter. they will lead you in the right direction. as for me, I have to say, #jelley2020.
“I’m eating a great deal of jelley today”
“Im gonna have to deal with all this jelley tomorrow”
“I’m so jelley of your outfit Suzan”
jelley by jelleymaster101 August 28, 2020

Trampoline jelley bean 

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline
Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

Jelley Donut 

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.
dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.

jelleyfishes 

(n). 1) sperm in the bathtub often from shower sex or masturbation.
1) Damnit!!! Who had sex in the shower again?!! I just stepped on two jelleyfishes.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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