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A young boy (10-16) that began participating in jelqing at an early age
Man I used to be such a jelkley when I was young.
jelkley by anonymous March 30, 2024
When a person have moveable bones in their ankles making it squishy and jelly like
"i have jelkles and im proud"
"I really hate having jelkles sometimes, its very inconvenient"
jelkles by ToasterTobes October 27, 2022
jelly is outdated, jelly isn’t wholesome. when we think of the world jelly, it inspires a great amount of hatred and wrath in our respective systems. the world jelly has never influenced the universe in a positive way. it oozes very negative vibes that tend to make people nauseated, constipated, and extremely irritated. help change the way we recognize society today instead of using this ridiculous word, use jelley. ah, it reminds me of the sun, of flowers, of the smell of roses on a romantic evening. jelley is love, jelley is life. my lovely humans, if you need more information on the matter, don’t hesitate to contact a professional on the matter. they will lead you in the right direction. as for me, I have to say, #jelley2020.
“I’m eating a great deal of jelley today
“Im gonna have to deal with all this jelley tomorrow
“I’m so jelley of your outfit Suzan”
jelley by jelleymaster101 August 28, 2020

Trampoline jelley bean 

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline
Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

Jelley Donut 

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.
dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.

jelleyfishes 

(n). 1) sperm in the bathtub often from shower sex or masturbation.
1) Damnit!!! Who had sex in the shower again?!! I just stepped on two jelleyfishes.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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